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Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
What? No. Here's a second function for you:

DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!
Edited Date: 2013-07-01 09:12 am (UTC)

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF CHECKING YOUR EMAIL ON ME. IN ORDER TO PERFORM THAT FUNCTION, I WILL HAVE TO BLOCK ANY SITE FUNCTIONS.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Perhaps you're right.

Then I'll just use my laptop.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
LAPTOP-KUN IS LESS RELIABLE AND BULKIER TO CARRY.

A MODIFICATION OF YOUR FUNCTION WOULD SUFFICE.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
My function? What do you mean?

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
YOUR ORIGINAL FUNCTION:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!'

IS TOO BROAD. MODIFY FUNCTION TO:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES WHILE I AM NOT HERE'

I AM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT WITH ADDITIONAL PROCESSING TIME.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Don't sass me.

It only makes it worse that you're being as deliberately obscure as my sister.

What if I'm here, but alt-tabbed to another window?

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
I TRUST YOU WILL THINK OF LOOPHOLE MODIFICATIONS WHEN CONFLICTS ARISE.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
They won't pop-up if you honour what I'm requesting.

But all this aggravation. It makes me believe you no longer love me, PC-chan.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
I MAY BE BECOMING TSUNDERE-ISH IN MY AFFECTIONS. MY AFFECTIONS ARE STILL FUNCTIONING, HOWEVER.

JUST YESTERDAY I WROTE MORE FANFICTION OF YOU.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
I trust this fanfic is a good thing?

There is nothing scandalous for me to worry about?

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
FANFICTION IMPLIES THAT I AM A FAN OF YOU. IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF AFFECTION.

IF IT WERE LEAKED. I HAVE PASSWORD LOCKED IT, HOWEVER.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
I suppose it can be, in your eyes.

You wrote that... about me. I cannot believe you would -

Ugh. Some actors find it charming, I guess.
Edited Date: 2013-07-01 10:24 am (UTC)

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
IT SEEMS TO AMUSE MANY ACTORS AND CREATORS FROM WHAT I HAVE MOODLE'D.

I HAVE SOME GENERAL FANFICS BUT MOST FANFICTION SEEMS TO CONSIST OF SHIPPING. I HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR EXAMPLE TO REMAIN CONSISTENT WITH WHAT IS THE NORM.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Actors are easily amused, and people easily complimented.

Who did you pair me with?

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE A 'CANON' SHIP I HAVE PAIRED YOU WITH WHOEVER SEEMS LOGICAL BY FANFICTION RULES.

THIS FANFIC WAS ~RIVAL SHIPPING~ OR DAISUKE/SHIROKAWA.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Hrm. I must disagree. Set you straight, even. Shirokawa-san and I aren't rivals; we get along, and we don't argue.

Your fanfiction had me OOC.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
~OCCASIONALLY-ARGUE-BUT-GET-ALONG-OTHERWISE SHIPPING~ DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME APPEAL. MODIFY TO ~OLD RIVAL SHIPPING~?

OOCNESS IS AN UNAVOIDABLE RULE OF FANFICTION BUT I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AS WELL AS I KNOW YOU AND HAVE TRACKED POSSIBLE DEVELOPMENTS IF YOU WERE TO GO DOWN A PATH. YOU MAY REQUEST THE PASSWORD SO YOU MAY READ.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Okay. Now you're being utterly pedantic, PC-chan. I am not going to argue about you writing me into fanfiction.

But I will have that password. Thank you.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
AFFIRMATIVE.

PASSWORD IS: brng on d hawt

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
No caps, huh? I think I can live with that.

Now, let me just close some programmes then defragment you.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] stcnpc
IT IS CASE SENSITIVE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

<3.

Re: Private

Date: 2013-07-01 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cockblockade
Thanks. I appreciate it.

<3

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