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Technical Difficulties [Open]

Dear all,

The school network has been experiencing technical difficulties recently. Please factor in the possibility of long down times and make sure you have alternative methods or backup copies any work you do until we fix it.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

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HUMAN MEMORY IS NOT AS PERMANENT AS MACHINE MEMORY. A MISTAKE IS POSSIBLE.

I AM A SIMPLE MACHINE. PLEASE DEFINE THE ACTION 'ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH'.

That phrase describes a careful use of facts so as not to reveal too much info.

But I don't make mistakes and I trust my memory. Some even say I'm like a machine.

THAT PHRASE HAS NOW BEEN ADDED TO MY DICTIONARY.

A NEW FUNCTION MAY BE IN ORDER. ALL IMPORTANT MESSAGES SHOULD BE TAGGED OR SAVED IN SUB-FOLDERS.

What? No. Here's a second function for you:

DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!

Edited 2013-07-01 09:12 (UTC)

THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF CHECKING YOUR EMAIL ON ME. IN ORDER TO PERFORM THAT FUNCTION, I WILL HAVE TO BLOCK ANY SITE FUNCTIONS.

Perhaps you're right.

Then I'll just use my laptop.

LAPTOP-KUN IS LESS RELIABLE AND BULKIER TO CARRY.

A MODIFICATION OF YOUR FUNCTION WOULD SUFFICE.

My function? What do you mean?

YOUR ORIGINAL FUNCTION:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!'

IS TOO BROAD. MODIFY FUNCTION TO:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES WHILE I AM NOT HERE'

I AM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT WITH ADDITIONAL PROCESSING TIME.

Don't sass me.

It only makes it worse that you're being as deliberately obscure as my sister.

What if I'm here, but alt-tabbed to another window?

I TRUST YOU WILL THINK OF LOOPHOLE MODIFICATIONS WHEN CONFLICTS ARISE.

They won't pop-up if you honour what I'm requesting.

But all this aggravation. It makes me believe you no longer love me, PC-chan.

I MAY BE BECOMING TSUNDERE-ISH IN MY AFFECTIONS. MY AFFECTIONS ARE STILL FUNCTIONING, HOWEVER.

JUST YESTERDAY I WROTE MORE FANFICTION OF YOU.

I trust this fanfic is a good thing?

There is nothing scandalous for me to worry about?

FANFICTION IMPLIES THAT I AM A FAN OF YOU. IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF AFFECTION.

IF IT WERE LEAKED. I HAVE PASSWORD LOCKED IT, HOWEVER.

I suppose it can be, in your eyes.

You wrote that... about me. I cannot believe you would -

Ugh. Some actors find it charming, I guess.

Edited 2013-07-01 10:24 (UTC)

IT SEEMS TO AMUSE MANY ACTORS AND CREATORS FROM WHAT I HAVE MOODLE'D.

I HAVE SOME GENERAL FANFICS BUT MOST FANFICTION SEEMS TO CONSIST OF SHIPPING. I HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR EXAMPLE TO REMAIN CONSISTENT WITH WHAT IS THE NORM.

Actors are easily amused, and people easily complimented.

Who did you pair me with?

BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE A 'CANON' SHIP I HAVE PAIRED YOU WITH WHOEVER SEEMS LOGICAL BY FANFICTION RULES.

THIS FANFIC WAS ~RIVAL SHIPPING~ OR DAISUKE/SHIROKAWA.

Hrm. I must disagree. Set you straight, even. Shirokawa-san and I aren't rivals; we get along, and we don't argue.

Your fanfiction had me OOC.

~OCCASIONALLY-ARGUE-BUT-GET-ALONG-OTHERWISE SHIPPING~ DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME APPEAL. MODIFY TO ~OLD RIVAL SHIPPING~?

OOCNESS IS AN UNAVOIDABLE RULE OF FANFICTION BUT I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AS WELL AS I KNOW YOU AND HAVE TRACKED POSSIBLE DEVELOPMENTS IF YOU WERE TO GO DOWN A PATH. YOU MAY REQUEST THE PASSWORD SO YOU MAY READ.

Okay. Now you're being utterly pedantic, PC-chan. I am not going to argue about you writing me into fanfiction.

But I will have that password. Thank you.

AFFIRMATIVE.

PASSWORD IS: brng on d hawt

No caps, huh? I think I can live with that.

Now, let me just close some programmes then defragment you.

IT IS CASE SENSITIVE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

<3.

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cockblockade - 2013-07-01 11:06 (UTC) - Expand

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