Technical Difficulties [Open]

[grinandbear]

Dear all,

The school network has been experiencing technical difficulties recently. Please factor in the possibility of long down times and make sure you have alternative methods or backup copies any work you do until we fix it.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Comments

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

Well, I appreciate your affection. It hasn't been too long since I've -

Wait, have you been reading my e-mail?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

I AM A COMPUTER. THAT IS MY FUNCTION.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

How could you!? Those are my private correspondence!

It would explain why I lost my tournament invitational. Crazy machine.

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

I REPEAT, I AM A COMPUTER. YOU ARE NOT UPSET WHEN YOU ACCESS YOUR EMAIL ON ME.

YOU DELETED IT WITH YOUR LAST MASS DELETION. YOU READ IT SO I ASSUMED YOU DID NOT NEED ME TO RECOVER IT.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

I only delete important letters if I've read them already. I did not. Somebody else read it first.

On second thought, that means you're a bit economical with the truth aren't you, PC-chan?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

HUMAN MEMORY IS NOT AS PERMANENT AS MACHINE MEMORY. A MISTAKE IS POSSIBLE.

I AM A SIMPLE MACHINE. PLEASE DEFINE THE ACTION 'ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH'.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

That phrase describes a careful use of facts so as not to reveal too much info.

But I don't make mistakes and I trust my memory. Some even say I'm like a machine.

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

THAT PHRASE HAS NOW BEEN ADDED TO MY DICTIONARY.

A NEW FUNCTION MAY BE IN ORDER. ALL IMPORTANT MESSAGES SHOULD BE TAGGED OR SAVED IN SUB-FOLDERS.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

What? No. Here's a second function for you:

DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF CHECKING YOUR EMAIL ON ME. IN ORDER TO PERFORM THAT FUNCTION, I WILL HAVE TO BLOCK ANY SITE FUNCTIONS.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

Perhaps you're right.

Then I'll just use my laptop.

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

LAPTOP-KUN IS LESS RELIABLE AND BULKIER TO CARRY.

A MODIFICATION OF YOUR FUNCTION WOULD SUFFICE.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

My function? What do you mean?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

YOUR ORIGINAL FUNCTION:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES!'

IS TOO BROAD. MODIFY FUNCTION TO:

'DON'T READ, TOUCH, ORGANISE OR DO ANYTHING TO MY MESSAGES WHILE I AM NOT HERE'

I AM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT WITH ADDITIONAL PROCESSING TIME.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

Don't sass me.

It only makes it worse that you're being as deliberately obscure as my sister.

What if I'm here, but alt-tabbed to another window?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

I TRUST YOU WILL THINK OF LOOPHOLE MODIFICATIONS WHEN CONFLICTS ARISE.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

They won't pop-up if you honour what I'm requesting.

But all this aggravation. It makes me believe you no longer love me, PC-chan.

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

I MAY BE BECOMING TSUNDERE-ISH IN MY AFFECTIONS. MY AFFECTIONS ARE STILL FUNCTIONING, HOWEVER.

JUST YESTERDAY I WROTE MORE FANFICTION OF YOU.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

I trust this fanfic is a good thing?

There is nothing scandalous for me to worry about?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

FANFICTION IMPLIES THAT I AM A FAN OF YOU. IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF AFFECTION.

IF IT WERE LEAKED. I HAVE PASSWORD LOCKED IT, HOWEVER.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

I suppose it can be, in your eyes.

You wrote that... about me. I cannot believe you would -

Ugh. Some actors find it charming, I guess.

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

IT SEEMS TO AMUSE MANY ACTORS AND CREATORS FROM WHAT I HAVE MOODLE'D.

I HAVE SOME GENERAL FANFICS BUT MOST FANFICTION SEEMS TO CONSIST OF SHIPPING. I HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR EXAMPLE TO REMAIN CONSISTENT WITH WHAT IS THE NORM.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

Actors are easily amused, and people easily complimented.

Who did you pair me with?

Re: Private

[stcnpc]

BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE A 'CANON' SHIP I HAVE PAIRED YOU WITH WHOEVER SEEMS LOGICAL BY FANFICTION RULES.

THIS FANFIC WAS ~RIVAL SHIPPING~ OR DAISUKE/SHIROKAWA.

Re: Private

[cockblockade]

Hrm. I must disagree. Set you straight, even. Shirokawa-san and I aren't rivals; we get along, and we don't argue.

Your fanfiction had me OOC.