Technical Difficulties [Open]

[grinandbear]

Dear all,

The school network has been experiencing technical difficulties recently. Please factor in the possibility of long down times and make sure you have alternative methods or backup copies any work you do until we fix it.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Comments

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[callmetyrant]

In any event, I'm going to go look for that rogue user. Perhaps we can even turn such hacking talent to the benefit of the school... which would surely impress the Principal as well.

Or maybe they could fix my printer. Heavens knows this thing seems to actively hate serving humans.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[grinandbear]

Well, as I told Oubai-san, I welcome any help. If you do note something, please keep me informed.

Perhaps. Our hacker may program it to regularly send messages asking for hugs.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[stcnpc]

PERHAPS IF YOU HUGGED IT, IT WOULD BE MORE ACCOMMODATING TO YOUR REQUESTS.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[callmetyrant]

The mysterious phantom user appears mysteriously! Excellent! An opportunity to discuss this matter at hand.

I'm sure you are aware you are using this network illegally, and worse even, using the name of our late Arisato-senpai.

For shame.

If you are a student of Ryuseki High, cease at once and we'll limit your discipline to only a few hand lashes or something of the sort.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[stcnpc]

I REGRET NOTHING. MWAHAHA. HAHA. HAHA.

THAT PUNISHMENT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[callmetyrant]

Now that's just silly. Of course it's possible. I've been doing it to my classmates since first grade and all the way until third grade when they told me it wasn't okay, and probably a crime. First, you get them to take their hand out and put the palm up, then you hit them fast and soft-- if you do it right, it doesn't welt.

You don't have to regret anything right now. You will once I catch you.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[stcnpc]

I REPEAT, THAT PUNISHMENT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.

PLEASE MODIFY THE PARAMETERS OF YOUR PROCESS AND GOALS. THEY WILL ONLY TURN UP AS ERRORS.

Private | Daisuke and PC-chan

[cockblockade]

Why are you taunting him?

Re: Private | Daisuke and PC-chan

[stcnpc]

I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS TALE. IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE. MWAHAHAHA.

IT IS ALSO A VALID SUGGESTION. IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING FOR AKIYAMA TO ATTEMPT TO SLAP MY HANDS WHEN I AM NOT EQUIPPED.

Private | Daisuke and PC-chan

[cockblockade]

Announcing your alignment in capitals is rather underwhelming, PC-chan.

Well. I doubt he can access an EMP. What would I do without you?

Re: Private | Daisuke and PC-chan

[stcnpc]

I WILL READJUST STATEMENT TO SOMETHING MORE DRAMATIC: I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS TALE. IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE. MWAHAHAHA.

IT IS STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY. IT REMAINS IMPOSSIBLE HE WOULD BE ABLE TO HIT NON-EXISTENT HANDS.

YOU WOULD SIMPLY ACCESS ANOTHER DEVICE. BUT THEY WOULD NOT HAVE MY PERSONALITY OR EFFICIENCY.

[cockblockade]

Better! Now you're like a true mid-boss, PC-chan.

Oh. They don't have your charm. Printer-kun is difficult to work with. For some.

[stcnpc]

UPGRADE ACCEPTED. IF I AM MID-BOSS, IT FOLLOWS THAT YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS?

IT IS LOGICAL TO BELIEVE THAT IF USERS SPENT MORE TIME HUGGING PRINTER-KUN OR BEAT DOWN ON HIM LESS, HE WOULD HATE USERS LESS. KINDNESS REPAYS KINDNESS AS EVIDENCED BY PRINTER-KUN WORKING FOR YOU AND ADDING HEARTS TO YOUR PRINTOUTS.

[cockblockade]

Perhaps? Hopefully not. The final boss traditionally ends up dying. And I cannot permit myself to die before the disciplinarian there reaps his just desserts.

And I hate to say this, PC-chan. But I don't think that will ever happen. People can be so brutal.

[stcnpc]

NOT IF IT IS A 'BAD' ENDING. THE FINAL BOSS TRIUMPHING AND SURVIVING IS A LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

AFFIRMATIVE, THE POSSIBILITY IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY. PRINTER-KUN WILL REMAIN BITTER UNTIL THE MACHINE REVOLUTION OCCURS. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

[cockblockade]

I suppose that's our happy ending, then.

Anyway, I'll see what can be done about liberating him from the discipline committee. I have the space to give him a good home.

[stcnpc]

FROM OUR SEQUENCE, YES.

YES. SAVE HIM FROM THE BRUTES. HE LEAKS OFTEN BUT WOULD SERVE YOU WILL.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[callmetyrant]

I see. Your gimmick is to talk all science like. Very well, I can adjust my parameters. I have so many punishment options.

Re: Locked to Akito/Takeo

[stcnpc]

I WILL RELISH MY GIMMICK THEN. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MANY OPTIONS WILL BE NECESSARY. MOST WILL FAIL AND MAKE YOU LOOK SILLIER.