As people are wont to say on the internet: "What is going on in this thread?"

Pardon my absence from school matters. I recently suffered an arm injury during that rather strange streak of bad luck that struck last week and which I absolutely don't blame on retrograde mercury or anything*.

In any event, Utazawa informed me of some issue with the school network, and after scourging through private journals, as I do from time to time, I find this discussion.

Could either of you explain more? Oubai-san?

* But it is Mercury Retrograde.